Re: Which nation are you, part 687

> >Never forgetting to have previously stolen as many as possible
additional
> >heavy weapons and SAWs from adjacent allied units...
>
> Sergeant: Where did you get that man-portable plasma howitzer,
Private?
>
> Private (defensively): I found it.

"Okay, Murphy, fire your SAW at enemy infantry in the treeline."
"Sarge, this is Murphy, uh, we don't have a SAW, exactly."
"You don't...what? Where is it?"
"We....lost it.  Yeah, we lost it....night before last."
Long pause.
"Murphy, this is Sarge.  Knowing you as I do, I wonder, did you, just
possibly, happen to find, say, anything interesting while you were
looking for your SAW?  Something that might have, shall we say,
distracted you from
the twenty two hundred credits worth of government property that you
were responsible for?"
"Well, funny you should ask that, Sarge, you know, now that you
mention it, we were billeted in with some panzergrens, and they've--"
"Murph, I ain't <deleted> got all day here."
"Well, Sarge, it didn't look like it belonged to anyone, see, and--"
"Murphy."
"Right, Sarge, well, it's a plasma gun."
"A plas--Murphy, do you even know how to *use* a <deleted> plasma
gun?"
"Oh yeah, Sarge!  Trooper of Fortune had an article in--"
"Then will you **shut*up*and*<deleted>*shoot!"**