Re: [SG] ESU Spentznaz- now hurtling OT

----- Original Message -----
From: Alan and Carmel Brain <aebrain@webone.com.au>
To: <gzg-l@csua.berkeley.edu>
Sent: Monday, May 13, 2002 10:35 AM
Subject: Re: [SG] ESU Spentznaz

> From: "John Atkinson" <johnmatkinson@yahoo.com>
>
> > ESU Special Purpose Forces are still referred to with
> > the old Russian designation of Spentznaz
>
> Spetnatz IIRC.
>
> As in "Marx and Spetnatz" (an obscure pun only the Poms will get)
>
 I believe I've seen the products of their lingerie department-
When I worked in Oxford, our lab was invaded one summer by a visitor
from
Malaysia.  This woman was constructed along the lines of a gonk, was the
most self-centred person on the face of the planet and soaked herself in
so
much of a heavy perfume called "Opium" that a single spark would have
set
her off like a roman candle.  She also had a particular liking for hairy
men.  Two of us in the lab fell within her confidence limits.

One day she returned from a shopping trip, giggling away, and plonked an
M&S
bag on the bench.
"Rob! You must not look in this bag! Andy must not look! Neither of you
must
look!" and off she went for a 4-hour teabreak.
As the afternoon wore on, she kept returning to check that we hadn't
looked.
At the end of the day, she decided to show us anyway, and produced a
full
set of "naughty underwear"- in Olive Drab with Khaki frills.
So if you ever meet a camouflaged gonk seductress, say hi from me,
unless
you're hairy in which case run like hell.

Rob Paul