Re: Greetings, Aged One.
From: Mark Sykes <tardis@b...>
Date: Fri, 15 Feb 2002 14:57:16 +1000
Subject: Re: Greetings, Aged One.
At 11:23 PM -0500 14/2/2002, Laserlight wrote:
> > the only thing y'all left out was having to deal with the cave
>bears,
>> saber tooth cats, and fuzzy elephants!
>
>You had fuzzy elephants? Jeez, we always wanted a fuzzy elephant but
>could never find one. We heard they tasted good--although, in
>comparison to our standard fare (Rock Soup), pretty much anything
>tasted good.
>
>> plus, learning how to chip flint in -120 degree weather sucked real
>bad
>> too.
>
>You had flint, too?
Lookshurey, looksurey laad
[poor imitation of ancient dialect of forefathers]
>We only had slate, quartz and some granite. You
>can get a pretty fair edge on quartz, with enough practice, and you
>can, sometimes, with a great deal of effort, get enough of a spark to
>light tinder. But once it's past about 60 below,
60, 60!
we couldn't even count in those days
> it's a little late
>to be learning--you should've already known how by then. Flint and
>fuzzy elephants both....pretty upscale neighborhood you were in, Dawg.
;-)