Re: HIGH TECH WONDER INDIVIDUAL WEAPON

On Fri, 1 Feb 2002 23:26:20 -0500 "Laserlight" <laserlight@quixnet.net>
writes:
>From: Glenn M Wilson <triphibious@juno.com>
>> One of my NCO's was in RVN and on arrival was issued a .38, a
>booklet on
>> how to use and clean same, 6 loose rounds and two speed loaders.  He
>> promptly put it in the armory (since he had never fired one) and
>traded
>> 'some stuff' to a Marine for an "extra"  M-16.
>
>I can just see a  FMAS game:
>
>"Okay, Murphy, fire your SAW at enemy infantry in the treeline."
>"Sarge, this is Murphy, uh, we don't have a SAW, exactly."
>"You don't...what? Where is it?"
>"We....lost it.  Yeah, we lost it....night before last."
>Long pause.
>"Murphy, this is Sarge.  Knowing you as I do, I wonder, did you, just
>possibly, happen to find, say, anything interesting while you were
>looking for your SAW?	Something that might have distracted you from
>the twenty two hundred credits worth of government property that you
>were responsible for, so to speak?"
>"Well, funny you should ask that, Sarge, you know, now that you
>mention it, we were billeted in with some panzergrens, and they've--"
>"Murph, I ain't <deleted> got all day here."
>"Well, Sarge, it didn't look like it belonged to anyone, see, and--"
>"Murphy."
>"Right, Sarge, well, it's a plasma gun."
>"A plas--Murphy, do you even know how to *use* a <deleted> plasma
>gun?"
>"Oh yeah, Sarge!  Trooper of Fortune had an article in--"
>"Then will you **shut*up*and*<deleted>*shoot!"**
>
>

Okay, I'm a sicko.  I laughed so hard I almost passed out.  I want to
play in this game...

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