Re: Help for Oerjan

--- Brian Burger <yh728@victoria.tc.ca> wrote:
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> 
> At this point, all the Canadians are grinning, and
> everyone else is
> wondering what the heck is going on...
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     Your right, I didn't get ALL of the comments.
Perhaps because I dislike stereotypes and treat 
people as persons first, it was enjoyable.
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> 
> Now, I'm not sure I should post this next bit, but
> it is kind of funny...
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     You should have trusted your feelings.
It is funny only if one believes stereotypes,
and it also hits some 'hot buttons' that 
would have been better left alone.
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> it's not true of anyone on this list, but here's one
> Canadian's (not
> mine!) take on Americans, in a parody of the 'I am
> Canadian' rant above...
> more playing on national stereotypes.
> 
> ******
> I AM AMERICAN
> 
> Waazzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuupppp...
> 
> I'm not particularly intelligent,
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    It's the blood line!
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open-minded,
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This was once the classic 'liberal' position.
Now it is the property of the communist/fascist/
statist left. (Well, that's what the left claims.)
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> or well-liked.
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    Thats because some people keep calling 
this place 'the colonies', so it must have been
us in charge during the 'colonial era' in the 
far flung corners of the world.
(And before you get started, I wish we could get 
out of many of the places we do not belong in.)
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> And I don't live in a safe place,
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     Not only do I live in a safe place, but
I can protect myself and my family if needed.
Have you checked the crime stats in the UK and
OZ lately?
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> eat a balanced
> diet, or drive very well.
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   Agreed. 
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> I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg,
> Although I'm pretty sure they weren't American.
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     It's true.   I only know of thier works,
they have been dead for quite some time, you know.
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> 
> I drink piss, not beer,
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     On the rare occasions I have a beer,
I drink Moosehead.
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> I am outspoken, not opinionated,
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     Outspoken without thought is equal to 
opinions based on 'feelings'.
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> Guns settle disputes, not discussions.
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     Drug dealers have disputes over 'turf'.
People have discussions.
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> Winning isn't everything, it's the ONLY thing,
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     Anyone who has been a soldier will agree
with this statement.
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> And it's pronounced RUFF, not ROOF.
> 
> I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack,
> unless I go somewhere.
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     This only proves the rest of the world is
lacking in 'sensitivity' and 'diversity', 
something the U.S. has in abundance.
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> Burger King IS fine dining.
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     Yes, much better that about 150+ countries
in the world.
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> Washing after peeing is for LOSERS,
> Twinkies and Moon Pies ARE GOOD for breakfast,
> I have a SHED, NOT a GARAGE,
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     The deep South?
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> and WWF ACTION IS REAL!!
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     Even the WWF admits and uses the word
'entertainment'.   So it is real entertainment.
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> 
> The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is the ONLY country in
> the world,
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     In which 'the People' are more important
than government officials, and have the power.
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> The FIRST nation of IGNORANCE,
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     You may have a point here, look at what 
got elected to a second term.
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> And the BEST part of SOUTH AMERICA!!
> 
> My name is Bubba Ray Billy-Bob Jethero Cletus...
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     Only in DC, and certain parts of Arkansas.
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> AND I AM AMERICAN!!!!!!!!
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     You left out the 'capitalist, imperialist,
running pig dog'....and PROUD of it!
> ******
> 
> Warned you, didn't I? 
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     Don't take any of the reply comments personally.
Pressing 'hot' buttons always generated a reply in
kind.
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> Should I be glad that Canada
> Customs takes a dim
> view of Americans bringing their arsenels into my
> country? :>
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     Since U.S. citizens respect Canadian laws,
you do not and will not have a problem.
By the way, how is the national gun registration
going?	 Last news I had, lots of folks are not
going to obey.	 (Having seen the results from
OZ and the UK.)
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Bye for now,
John L.
> 
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