Re: Liberal/Conservative (was: Mission to Mars)

On Fri, 17 Mar 2000, John Leary wrote:

> Bell, Brian K wrote:
> > 
> > Liberal: The bloke who buys the beer for his chums
> > Conservative: The bloke who buys the beer for himself.
> >  
> You got it wrong!!!
> A Liberial : The guy who buys the beer with your money!
> Conserative: The guy who counts his change to see if he
>	       can afford a pint.

No, it's like this:

Liberal: Buys a six-pack, is willing to give, say, two beer to friends.
Or
will participate in buying of rounds.

Conservative: Will shoot anyone who trys to take any of his six-pack!
Thinks rounds are for firearms.

Stalinist: Will shoot anyone who buys beer, becuase they're obviously a
counter-revolutionary and/or a kulak...

:>

Brian - yh728@victoria.tc.ca -
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