Re: Liberal/Conservative (was: Mission to Mars)

Bell, Brian K wrote:
> 
> Liberal: The bloke who buys the beer for his chums
> Conservative: The bloke who buys the beer for himself.
> 

You got it wrong!!!

A Liberial : The guy who buys the beer with your money!

Conserative: The guy who counts his change to see if he
	     can afford a pint.

Bye for now,
John l.