Bailey's Lament, verses 3, 4, & 5
From: GBailey@a...
Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2000 23:45:25 EST
Subject: Bailey's Lament, verses 3, 4, & 5
Please accept my humble apologies.
Glen
Verse 3
I looked forward to a Full Thrust night,
Of battles galore and many a good fight.
Without he who rolls many sixes,
So much so that I need many fixes.
But then along comes another,
Who does roll dice like no other.
Verse 4
Why oh why do they roll more sixes than not,
While my many pulse torp rolls have only one dot.
I even brought cookies of chocolate chip,
But those ungrates still blew up my ship.
But I should not think I am playing in vain,
At least for the others I do entertain.
Verse 5
(my apologies to those who wrote Mambo #5)
A little bit of pulse torps in my side,
a bit of beam dice is not what I need,
many rerolls storming in like the tide,
and a lot of salvos that make me bleed.