Re: [OT] Canada, the US Civil War II, and the structure
From: "John M. Atkinson" <john.m.atkinson@e...>
Date: Tue, 05 Jan 1999 11:53:37 -0500
Subject: Re: [OT] Canada, the US Civil War II, and the structure
> > Well, someone's got to live there. Otherwise where would we get. .
. we
> > get. . . hrm. . . well, what is Canada for?
>
> 1. Maple Syrup
Vermont.
> 2. Hockey
Keep it.
> 3. Real Football (and for you Continentals, I'm not talking about
> Soccer)
Feh.
> 4. Real Beer
Germany.
> 5. Nationalized Health Care
Well, someone has to serve as a bad example.
> 6. Grizzly Bears, Polar Bears, Black Bears, Brown Bears... but no
> Drop Bears....
Heh.
> 7. Most of the actors and a bunch of the directors in Hollywood
If I stop making jokes about y'all, will y'all take them back?
> 8. Real Beer (needs said twice)
Germany.
> 9. Snowmobiles and Mass Transit Systems
OK. We'll give you this one.
> 10. The Mounties who look damn good on postcards
Only if you've got a fetish for men in red uniforms. :)
John M. Atkinson