Vogon Poetry Transmitter (was: OT: Asteroid...)

Firstly we need a Vogon Destructor ship:

Vogon Construction Ship (734 points)
Class: Vogon Superdreadnought
Mass: 80
Move: 4
FTL:  Std
Tech: Vogon
Hull: Military (they tend to run into (or through) things...)
Streamlining: Partial
Damage: 40; 10/10/10/10
Systems:
 3 FCS
 Screen - 1
 8 x PDAF (they don't like hitchhikers)
 6 x Ortillery batteries (for planetbusting)
 8 x C-batteries; 4 x P/F, 4 x F/S,
 Vogon Poetry Transmitter (2 mass/10 pts)
 Electronic Thumb (1 mass/7 pts)

Ok, now for stats:
Vogon Poetry Transmitter: Used in boarding actions.  Roll 1 die as PDAF
fire, except hits are inflicted on the other ships boarding factor
before resolution.  (ie. a 5 is rolled against a 6 BF ship; it now has
only 5 BF to repel boarders)
Electronic Thumb: Used in boarding actions.  If the Vogon's win a round
of Boarding combat, they begin torturing the prisoners. Roll a d6. On a
roll of 6, the Vogon's BF is _increased_ by 1 to represent the prisoners
telling them how to bypass the security codes.

I think I've got the devices right. :)

'Neath Southern Skies
http://users.mcmedia.com.au/~denian/
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Mary had a little LAM,
It's thrusters all aglow;
And everywhere that Mary went,
The 'Mechs were sure to blow.

>-----Original Message-----
>From:	Brian Burger [SMTP:burger00@camosun.bc.ca]
>> Soaked with stuff so you can suck on it if you're hungry and of 
>> course accompanied by an electronic book whose cover says in big 
>> letters "Don't Panic!".....
>Ah, the best five-part trilogy in the Universe. It's supposed to be
>Vogons, not an asteroid, but that's close enough, don't you think?
>ObFTGZG: Anyone want to come up with FT stats for the dreaded Vogon
Poetry
>Transmitter? Or the Electronic Thumb (boarding party aid maybe?)?
>Brian (burger00@camosun.bc.ca)