RE: Spice Marines

Something to make this thread interesting, enjoy!

Make Huge Piles of Cash: Use in CC ranged fire.  Target unit makes an
immediate morale check at +1.  If the unit fails, it is suppressed as
they throw money at the Spice Marines.
Sing Bad Harmonies: All 5 spice marines must be present in one squad for
this power to work.  The Spice Marines start singing in harmony, firing
their voices as a HEL/1 at the nearest vehicle.  Treat as a Point fire
weapon.
Make Sane people Despair: All 5 spice marines must be present in one
squad for this power to work.  They start abusing an enemy squad in
range.	Treat as a sniper attack with FP:d12,I:d8.  Anyone failing the
impact roll is not killed, but counts as wounded due to falling into a
deep meloncholy (sp).
Wear Stupid Platform Shoes: The Spice Marines only move 4"/d4x2".
Keep Tabloid Editors happy: All 5 spice marines must be present for this
power to work.	They call in an airstrike upon an enemy position.  It
uses 3 x 3" templates & has I:d6.  Any unit taking casualties receives 2
suppression markers, as the troops read the tabloids to find out about
their enemy.

Person with very sick mind...
'Neath Southern Skies
http://users.mcmedia.com.au/~denian/
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Mary had a little LAM,
It's thrusters all aglow;
And everywhere that Mary went,
The 'Mechs were sure to blow.

>-----Original Message-----
>From:	Ground Zero Games [SMTP:jon@gzero.dungeon.com]
>
>Jeez, we're having a serious discussion of the weaponry on a set of
figures
>based on a one-line bad joke....
>
>>Be nice in a 40K-type game instead of psychic powers they have Girl
powers
>>instead !
>>Yes. Make Huge Piles of Cash; Sing Bad Harmonies; Make Sane people
Despair;
>>Wear Stupid Platform Shoes; Keep Tabloid Editors Happy. Gaaah. If I
was a
>>Space Marine I'd run screaming for the hills.
>
>Now all we need are the rules.... :)
>
>Jon (GZG)