Flashing (was Re: Star System Attack)
From: Joachim Heck - SunSoft <jheck@E...>
Date: Wed, 10 Sep 1997 15:44:09 -0400
Subject: Flashing (was Re: Star System Attack)
Mike Wikan writes:
@:) Off the plane of the ecliptic there ain't a whole lot of
@:) cover. The last thing i would want in attacking a star system is
@:) to be completely _NAKED_ ready for those LR missiles to come
@:) cruising in from every darn weapon platform in the system.....
Well I wouldn't probably even get so far as worrying about the
missiles:
Admiral Heck: "What kind of a plan have you got for us, Mike?"
Captain Wikan: "We'll surprise them, sir!"
Admiral Heck: "Excellent! Tell me more!"
Captain Wikan: "Well, normally we'd come in on the plane of the
ecliptic, right?"
Admiral Heck: "Sure."
Captain Wikan: "This time - we won't!"
Admiral Heck: "Whoa..."
Captain Wikan: "That's right - we'll approach from the north pole of
the star!"
Admiral Heck: "You are a genius."
Captain Wikan: "They won't be looking for us there."
Admiral Heck: "Your mother would be proud."
Captain Wikan: "And we'll all be naked."
Admiral Heck: "Uh... right. Listen, Mike, you've obviously been
working way too hard on this - why don't you head
down to psych and take a rest, OK?"
< Wikan is dragged away kicking and screaming >
Captain Wikan: "NOOOOOO! NOOOOO! They'll never expect it, I tell
you! They'll NEEEVEEER EXPECT IT!!!!!"
-joachim