Practical to the end...

Two Glaswegian friends meet for the first time in years...

"Hi George! How are things?"

George says, "Oh, not too bad."

"How's the wife?"

"She's dead."

"Dead?"

"Aye, dead.  I've got her buried out back of the house."

"Dead?"

"Aye.  Would you like to see it?"

"I guess..."

So they walk out back behind George's house and stand before a mound of
dirt.

"This is it," George says.

"But there's a bum sticking out of the top!"

"Aye, well I needed a place to park my bike."

Mike.

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