Re: The ECC VII Quote Board

Indy wrote:

> [P.O.D. Racing]
> Mike Hudak: "I'm losing control here rapidly."

Mike was the GM.

> [Carnage con Queso]
> Paul J: "If anyone wants to buy a bridge, I'll sell it to you."

Paul had found a Bridge-in-a-Box

> [Found Me A Sheep]
> Jon Tuffley: "This Elder God isn't sufficiently enraged, so let's
> go poke it with a stick."

He ["she" -- Edie Kochte] tried feeding Sponge-Bob Squidlips a 
deep-fried Mars bar.  When it grabbed her with a tentacle, she tried 
hacking at it with a climbing axe, shooting it with a pistol, and 
finally reading a spelunking magazine to it, presumably in hopes of 
boring it to death?

> [Found Me A Sheep]
> Adrian: "What we need is a nuke to attack Cthulu with."
> Laserlight (as Honest Abdul): "Ahh, effendi. What value would you
> put on such an item?"
> Adrian: "Well, it is pretty valuable." [looks at character sheet] "How
> about TomB's soul?"

I want to make it absolutely clear that I did *not* have TomB's soul 
listed as an item on the character sheet....until Adrian offered to sell
it.

> FMAS III - THE QUEST FOR THE SOUL OF TOMB BAAA-RCLAY
> A.K.A., Zombie Sheep con Queso
If Adrian would stop going "WAAAAA!", I think he'd deny that next year's

event will be "Podracing Terminator Sheep vs Xenomorph Pirate Zombies!" 
  (it didn't seem necessary to explicitly add "con Queso")