Re: Librarians, was RE: [SG] HAMR

John Atkinson wrote:

> --- John Crimmins <johncrim@voicenet.com> wrote:
>
> > > What are you, a librarian?
> >
> > A children's librarian, to be specific.
>
> You poor bastard.  School?
>
> > More a reflection of the frustration that comes of
> > dealing with a pack of
> > maddened pre-teen children every afternoon.
>
> Children:  Can't live with 'em, and it's illegal to
> drown them.  Frankly, I don't understand why anyone
> bothers with those things.  They smell bad and are
> heinously expensive.[1]
>
> John
>
> [1]Well, I'm mostly joking. . .

Spoken like a parent; although, we tend to put it:

Q:  Why are kids so darn cute?
A:  So we do not kill them.