RE: Good Guys(Humor) - Was: RE: [FH] About the UN again (sorry Be ast)
From: "Bell, Brian K (Contractor)" <Brian.Bell@d...>
Date: Fri, 20 Jul 2001 11:49:51 -0400
Subject: RE: Good Guys(Humor) - Was: RE: [FH] About the UN again (sorry Be ast)
Union of Laborers, Galactic (ULG) as well as the Amusement Industries
Union (AITU) sues NPI for its "dumping of product (toys) at a cost less
that which it takes to manufacture and deliver them". It further accuses
of the "use of under-paid minority workers (degradingly referred to as
"Elves"), forced to work 364 days a year, day and night, can at best be
called sweatshop conditions if not slavery, is deplorable".
The UN Court of Intergalactic Trade Disputes has issued a "Cease and
order to NPI, pending further investigation.
The Full Thrust Ship Registry:
From: Hudak, Michael [mailto:email@example.com]
Sent: Friday, July 20, 2001 10:59
Subject: Good Guys(Humor) - Was: RE: [FH] About the UN again (sorry
A new corporation is making it's way to becoming a major mover and
Once a fringe corporation that makes a brief flare once a year, North
Industries (NPI) is beginning to amass a large quantity of warships to
protect it's fleet of 'Sleigh' class transports.
CEO S. Claus explains: Due to continuing harrassment from all parties
their constant squabbling and fighting, I have no choice but to put all
governments on my 'Naughty' list. In order to make my yearly deliveries
subscribers on my 'Nice' list, I have decided to add warships to the NPI
fleet, so that NPI transports can arrive at their destinations safely.
General Mayhem, currently stationed at the elven shipyards, discusses
new warships: The "Sleighmaster Mark I" has the most cutting edge
technology available. It is the only ship known to carry the Class 6
red spinal laser (emitted through the nose, of course) that should give
opposing ship reason to avoid NPI convoys. Coupled with the short range
coal-plasma emitters, and the vaunted speed of all NPI ships (Acquired
millenia of billions of planetary deliveries in a 24 hour period)
the mysterious powerplant, codenamed "Reindeer", NPI convoys will more
adequately defended against petty actions from anyone wanting to dampen
charitable spirit of NPI deliveries.
Major governments would not comment on this development.
> This is my Science Fiction Alter Ego E-mail address.
Fact is, there's nothing out there you can't do.....
Yeah, even Santa Claus believes in you.....
Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem,"Can you picture that", Muppet Movie