Re: Of questionable nationality.... [mostly OT]

> From: "Thomas.Barclay" 
> 
> >(unlike Oz, in Canada most small creatures ARE safe to ignore
> > - its the big ass ones you have to fear
> 
> That reminds me of an ad here... one bloke stays on shore while
> another wades out into a flooded plain to retrieve (what else) a
> crate of Beer.
> The wader pauses, then calls out "There aren't any sharks here
> are there?"
> "Nah" replies the guy on shore, and the other guy continues wading.
> Then sotto vocce adds "The Crocodiles ate all the sharks..."
> 

At which pint the man on shore hears another voice that say "Yeah, But
the crocs 
mostly stay in the water due to the bears that feed on them..."

John W. Fox