Re: Chickens

On Mon, 18 Aug 2003 08:25:10 -0700 (PDT) Brian B 
<greywanderer987@yahoo.com> wrote:

>> Maybe you should 'duck' or would that be acting 'chicken'? <<

> This "Poultry" attempt at humor leaves me with a "Fowl" taste in my 
mouth.... <

At the risk of being accused of plagarism, I can't resist a classic 
Spike Milligan line:

Stop cracking Yolks!

<ducks and runs>

Phil, Goon fan...
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"If you let a smile be your umbrella... you'll get wet teeth!"
  -- a forgotten comedian, quoted by me: Phil Atcliffe
				 (Phillip.Atcliffe@uwe.ac.uk)