Re: FMA Sheep

 a) there was no event
b) I wasn't there
c) I'm a non player character in real life
d) not guilty by reason of insanity
e) the line of people waiting to hit me is too long as it is, Derek
would
get bored waiting
f) in the event of my demise, the full, unexpurgated transcript of Found
Me
A Sheep will be broadcast.

Can I steal "I'm a non player character in real life" I wish to
confuse the IRS.....)

Don