HAPPY NEW YEAR

>From at advanced state of non-sobriety, let me wish everyone HAPPY NEW
YEAR.

Oh, and let me say that nobody understands this f*cked up country like
ex-pat American comics... of course, I'm an extremely inebriated
Canadian,
so what do I know?

G'night and HAPPY NEW YEAR, especially to our moronically-lead
neighbours
to the south,

Brian Burger,
http://nevermind.imtootanked.to.get.a.url.right/oops...