Re: Roger's Quiz :-(

>It's a lightbulb joke. It's supposed to be offensive.	The point being
to
be
offensive to everyone. 

So without further ado:

ESU: "The Patriotic Workers are Happy to Make Sacrifices to help the
Glorious People's Revolutionary Army in their Struggle against the
Treacherous Capitalist Oppressors and their Running Dog Lackies. Please
fill out the form explaining how having a lightbulb will increase your
productivity for the State.  If your request is approved by your local
party official and your regional party planning committee, you should
expect your lightbulb in on the second Tuesday of July, three years from
now.  Please join the line no later than 6pm Sunday afternoon to ensure
your receive your lightbulb."

Alarishi Empire: "A service call for ONE lightbulb?  If you really just
want onesy-twosies, I can do that, but you might want to check your
purchase req again and see if it shouldn't be "one CASE" or "one PALLET"
of
lightbulbs?"

Islamic Federation: "The lightbulb will be changed when Allah wills it."

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