Re: Which nation are you, part 687

From: "Laserlight" <laserlight@quixnet.net>

>>> Never forgetting to have previously stolen as many as possible 
>>> additional
>>> heavy weapons and SAWs from adjacent allied units...
>>
>> Sergeant: Where did you get that man-portable plasma howitzer,
>> Private?
>>
>> Private (defensively): I found it.
>
> "Okay, Murphy, fire your SAW at enemy infantry in the treeline."
> "Sarge, this is Murphy, uh, we don't have a SAW, exactly."
...
> "Murphy."
> "Right, Sarge, well, it's a plasma gun."
> "A plas--Murphy, do you even know how to *use* a <deleted> plasma
gun?"
> "Oh yeah, Sarge!  Trooper of Fortune had an article in--"
> "Then will you **shut*up*and*<deleted>*shoot!"**

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