Re: [OT] Personal hoody-hoo

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From: Laserlight <laserlight@quixnet.net>
To: <gzg-l@csua.berkeley.edu>
Sent: Friday, September 13, 2002 6:57 PM
Subject: Re: [OT] Personal hoody-hoo

> > > He also had the only sensible response to a newspaper digging up
> details
> > > of an old extramarital affair: "And?" (His wife: "Oh, her? I've
> known
> > > for years.")
> 
> IIRC about 40 years ago the KGB showed a French official a set of
> compromising photos; the Frenchman asked if they had any copies so
> could show his mistress that he hadn't been with his wife.
> 
> > That reminds me of another example of English wit.
> > Churchill at some dinner was told by this women,
> > "You sir are drunk" to which he replied "Yes and
> > you are ugly but, tomorrow I'll be sober."
> 
> I believe the same woman said "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd
> poison your coffee" to which he replied "And I would drink it."

So would I....