IT'S NOT REAL . . . .?

YOU MEAN, that 12-oz soda can launcher is not REAL?????????

and I CANNOT HAVE a 20-mm SELF LOADING PISTOL?????

or a .50-calm BMG SELF LOADING POCKET PISTOL???????

no short barreled big bore self loading rifles???????????

no micronuke ammo?????? 

no  homie  hanguns?

DAMN!  how will my space rangers  deal with nastyness in space
NOW?????????