Re: [OT] Completely off-topic and useless celebrating re: World Cup

--- Bif Smith <bif@bifsmith.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
> John, you have just discovered the sport of
> FOOTBALL. 

Always known about it, just didn't know we were better
at it than most of the planet.

A sport played using a
> BALL and your FOOT, played before your country was
> created, 

Kicking a half-rotted pig's head between two medieval
villiages doesn't really count.

and doesn`t
> require bodyarmour (although some of the teams could
> use it)

Bloodsports require body armor.  Not my fall y'all
aren't crazy enough to play those.

 and a pause
> every 5 mins for the minimal attention spans of the
> veiwers.

Hey, if you were getting that kind of weight up to
that kind of speeds, you'd need a break every now and
then too.
 
John

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