Re: [SG] ESU Spentznaz- now hurtling OT

Gonk?

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On Mon, 13 May 2002 12:05:35 +0100 "Robin Paul" <Robin.Paul@tesco.net>
writes:
>
>----- Original Message -----
>From: Alan and Carmel Brain <aebrain@webone.com.au>
>To: <gzg-l@csua.berkeley.edu>
>Sent: Monday, May 13, 2002 10:35 AM
>Subject: Re: [SG] ESU Spentznaz
>
>
>> From: "John Atkinson" <johnmatkinson@yahoo.com>
>>
>> > ESU Special Purpose Forces are still referred to with
>> > the old Russian designation of Spentznaz
>>
>> Spetnatz IIRC.
>>
>> As in "Marx and Spetnatz" (an obscure pun only the Poms will get)
>>
> I believe I've seen the products of their lingerie department-
>When I worked in Oxford, our lab was invaded one summer by a visitor 
>from
>Malaysia.  This woman was constructed along the lines of a gonk, was 
>the
>most self-centred person on the face of the planet and soaked herself 
>in so
>much of a heavy perfume called "Opium" that a single spark would have 
>set
>her off like a roman candle.  She also had a particular liking for 
>hairy
>men.  Two of us in the lab fell within her confidence limits.
>
>One day she returned from a shopping trip, giggling away, and plonked 
>an M&S
>bag on the bench.
>"Rob! You must not look in this bag! Andy must not look! Neither of 
>you must
>look!" and off she went for a 4-hour teabreak.
>As the afternoon wore on, she kept returning to check that we hadn't 
>looked.
>At the end of the day, she decided to show us anyway, and produced a 
>full
>set of "naughty underwear"- in Olive Drab with Khaki frills.
>So if you ever meet a camouflaged gonk seductress, say hi from me, 
>unless
>you're hairy in which case run like hell.
>
>Rob Paul
>
>

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