Re: Now on topic previously was Re: [OT]Nukes... tunnels.... boom....

On Tue, 12 Mar 2002, Don M wrote:

> 
> > Which recalls to mind the way a certain board war-game, (NATO war or
> > some-such?) answered the "problem" of gaming nukes in tactical
combat.
> >
> > (Rule number forgotten) If using optional Nuclear Battlefield
weapons,
> follow
> > the following procedures:
> >
> > 1. Set out mapboard.
> > 2. Defender sets out pieces.
> > 3. Attacker sets out pieces.
> > 4. Liberally apply lighter fluid to mapboard and pieces.
> > 5. Apply match.
> > 6.	Stand by with fire extinguisher.
> >
> Randy,
> 
> That's about right.....Until the advent of the neutron weapon....)

Neutron Bomb rules, in the style of the above:

1. thru 3. as above
4. Pick up mapboard, shake all pieces off into one pile.
5. Soak this pile in gas/lighter fluid/napalm/etc
6. Use match.
7. Place mapboard back on table, slightly smoked-damaged and quite empty
of units.

Brian - yh728@victoria.tc.ca -