[OT] but funny

A joke about Osama;

After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, 
Osama made his way to the pearly gates. 
There, he is greeted by George Washington.

"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!",
yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face.

Patrick Henry comes up from behind.
"You wanted to end the Americans' liberty,
so they gave you death!"  Henry punches Osama
on the nose.

James Madison comes up next,
and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government
to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large
weight on Osama's knee.

Osama is subject to similar beatings from John
Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people
who have the same love for liberty and America. 
As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks
him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to
be judged.

As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot
destination, he screams "This is not what I was
promised!"

And an angel appears out of nowhere and replies "I
told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you.
What did you think I said?"

Bye for now
John L.

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