Re: Greetings, Aged One.

ALIENS GOT ME-ALMOST!

i am retreating to a secure and uknown location to establish a
resistance  group!

WATCH THE SKIES!

WATCH THE INTERNET!

PIECE KEEPERS NAMED  MERC ARE TRYING TO TAKE  CONTROL OF OUR  SEX!

RUBBERY OCTOPOID ALIENS NAMED UN ARE BRANDISHING THEIR THEIR  SUBSIDIARY
ORGANS AT US!

FULL THRUST AND WET  THRUST ARE  REALLY SECRET	ALIENS CYBER  DOMAINS!

OH, THE HORROR!