Re: GZG LARP

----- Original Message ----- 
From: John Atkinson <johnmatkinson@yahoo.com>
To: <gzg-l@csua.berkeley.edu>
Sent: Saturday, December 01, 2001 9:36 PM
Subject: Re: GZG LARP

> 
> --- Laserlight <laserlight@quixnet.net> wrote:
> 
> > That's okay, leave it in English.  I'd certainly use
> > English instead
> > of bothering with Arabic to say "may the fleas of a
> > thousand camels
> > nest in your ears!" and "may jackals drool in your
> > couscous, infidel
> > dog!" and so forth.
> 
> <IC>
> 
> Basileos, Basileus ton Rhomaioi, Sole Rightful
> Autocrat Among Men, Elect of God, Sucessor of
> Constantine, Equal of the Apostles, God's Viceregent
> Among the Stars, to Abdul, his most vile and insensate
> slave.  
> 
> Refusing to submit to our rule, you call yourself
> sovreign.  You seize and distribute our treasure, you
> decieve our servants.  You never cease to annoy us
> with your bands of brigands.	Have We not destroyed
> you Arabs?  You say that you trust in Allah; why then
> has he not delivered out of Our hand the New Levant
> system, New Armenia, and Our colony on Mesopotamia? 
> Could We not destroy also Mecca and Mdina?
> 
> </IC>
> 
> On the other hand, I might, as Don puts it "enjoy this
> just a little too much."
> 
> John "Mr. freakin' Diplomacy" Atkinson  
> 
> Adul's reply:

Basileos, The bloated Basileus ton Rhomaioi, Sole Rightful
Boot Licker Among Men, Elect of Dogs, Successor of The
Constipated, The not quite Equal of the Ape, God's Vicious 
Joke Among the Stars, 
			Iheeth ya!