RE: Liberal/Conservative (was: Mission to Mars)

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Liberal: The bloke who buys the beer for his chums
Conservative: The bloke who buys the beer for himself.

[Just a guess as I am far from the land-down-under]
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Given some of the comments, I thought the beer test was:

Liberal: Beat you comatose if you offer an US beer...
Conservative: Drop you like a bad habit, poison your
   family, and rape your livestock.

But, I could be confusing OZ with Wyoming. ;->=

The_Beast

PS Honest, some of my best friends come from WY.