Top 10 Reasons Mardi Gras is Better Than GZG-ECC III

Top 10 Reasons Mardis Gras is better than GZG-ECC III:

10. More restaurants in one block of the French Quarter than in all of
Lancaster.
9. Diving for Mardi Gras beads is excellent training for catching a NAC
Valley
Forge model as it tips off the table top.
8. Folk in Louisiana have way better accents than those in PA. 
7. Cafe Du Monde beignets are wonderful... and if you leave them long
enough
and shellack them, you have a killer asteroid.
6. 20 hours there and back with "Da Wife", with antique shopping on the
side,
cancels out a lot of "you bought MORE lead???" comments.
5. Just how many women in skimpy clothing are going to be in PA this
weekend???
4. Catching a Zulu coconut is not only an honour in itself, but it makes
a
dandy planetoid afterwards.
3. Shiloh's on the way (sort of), but I've already been to Gettysburg 3
times... 
2. 16C weather in PA or 30C weather in LA? Is this a trick question???
1. 1 week in New Orleans = $500 duty free at the border!

Allan Goodall		       agoodall@interlog.com
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"Surprisingly, when you throw two naked women with sex
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