Top Ten Reasons to Attend Historicon

Top Ten Reasons to Attend Historicon in Lancaster, PA July 22-25

10. Only place to find this many "Napoleons" without protective
Plexiglas enclosure.
9. Four day convention means you get to enjoy third-day B.O. 24 hours
longer.
8. Poor climate control at Lancaster Host allows realistic settings for
both Eastern Front and North African scenarios.
7. Only location with this much lead that is not a Superfund site.
6. $1.50 for a can of soda at the bar.	$.75 for a can of soda 50 feet
away at the soda machine down the hall.
5. Lax Pennsylvania gun laws mean you can REALLY call for arty.
4. Convention rules allow death penalty for playing anything by Games
Workshop.
3. You can yell, "Where you headin', general?" with no chance of a
serious response.
2. Bad news: Another game convention with lots of fanatics flipping
cards at each other.  Good news: They're playing Piquet.
1. Two Words: Amish Hookers

Copyright 1999 Michael Sarno
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scenarios in the Distlefink Room, Saturday 10am.
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