Re: [FT][FH]Sumani Incident (or: Battle of the Johns)
From: "John M. Atkinson" <john.m.atkinson@e...>
Date: Tue, 23 Feb 1999 01:47:51 -0500
Subject: Re: [FT][FH]Sumani Incident (or: Battle of the Johns)
Andrew & Alex wrote:
>
> John wrote:
> >Hey, I think of myself as a Domestic of the Scholae, a simple soldier
> >and not much given to rhetorical flourishes. Were I one of the City
> >aristocracy, undoubtedly I ______ elucidate on this point at great
length,
> >with four obscure literary allusions, three puns, an allegory,
> >and end it all with a pithy aphorism.
> >
> >But I'm not.[1]
> >[1]Five points for anyone who explains why this post is terrifically
> >funny. Laserlight, you'd disqualified on the grounds that it would
be
> >way too easy.
> 'Cause you left out the word "could", where I've put the "___"?
:-)
Feh. That's a typo, not a joke. And would be "should" in any case.
John M. Atkinson