Re: [FT][FH]Sumani Incident (or: Battle of the Johns)
From: "John M. Atkinson" <john.m.atkinson@e...>
Date: Sat, 20 Feb 1999 22:21:45 -0500
Subject: Re: [FT][FH]Sumani Incident (or: Battle of the Johns)
Laserlight wrote:
> Atkinson :
> >> Crap.
> ( a Byzantine diplomatic expression, meaning "I should point out
another
> possibility, which you may or may have considered yet")
Hey, I think of myself as a Domestic of the Scholae, a simple soldier
and not much given to rhetorical flourishes. Were I one of the City
aristocracy, undoubtedly I elucidate on this point at great length, with
four obscure literary allusions, three puns, an allegory, and end it all
with a pithy aphorism.
But I'm not.[1]
<snip plausible scenario>
John M. Atkinson
[1]Five points for anyone who explains why this post is terrifically
funny. Laserlight, you'd disqualified on the grounds that it would be
way too easy.