Re: [OT] Canada, the US Civil War II, and the structure
From: John Leary <john_t_leary@p...>
Date: Tue, 05 Jan 1999 16:07:40 -0800
Subject: Re: [OT] Canada, the US Civil War II, and the structure
Thomas Barclay wrote:
well, what is Canada for?
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> 1. Maple Syrup
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Good Point, but you left out the northeastern U.S.A.
Those folks have long memories. JTL
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> 2. Hockey
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The theme song of the hockey player is: All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth. JTL
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> 3. Real Football (and for you Continentals, I'm not talking about
> Soccer)
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Yes, I miss the snow and weather during the games a lot. JTL
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> 4. Real Beer
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Moosehead! JTL
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> 5. Nationalized Health Care
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For as long as the budget holds out, then what? JTL
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> 6. Grizzly Bears, Polar Bears, Black Bears, Brown Bears... but no
> Drop Bears....
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We have all the fur bearing except the white one, and we have the
gummie ones! JTL
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> 7. Most of the actors and a bunch of the directors in Hollywood
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Yes, the shallow end of the Canadian gene pool has moved to the
cess pool of California and has started to breed. JTL
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> 8. Real Beer (needs said twice)
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Moosehead. JTL
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> 9. Snowmobiles and Mass Transit Systems
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Pollute the enviroment and people into boxcars, history is
repeating itsself. JTL
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> 10. The Mounties who look damn good on postcards
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And they still try to rescue hostages, not kill them. JTL
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> So there!!!! :)
>
> Tom.
:-)
Bye for now,
John L.