Re: Miniature Wargaming can be HAZARDOUS to your health!
From: "Jared E Noble" <JNOBLE2@m...>
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1998 09:14:20 -0900
Subject: Re: Miniature Wargaming can be HAZARDOUS to your health!
Dan Akyroyd's classic Julia Child sketch on SNL...great sketch!
Jared Noble
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Hi All:
Excuse me if their is an unusual number of errors in this message,
my
left hand index finger is under half an inch of gauze which makes typing
difficult. I just got back from the emergency room after an X-Acto
knife got away from my and cut the dickens out of my hand. (I couldn't
find any chicken livers. 10 pt reference) The accident occurred while
I was preparing some plastic tubs that I was converting into sci-fi
buildings for wargaming purposes. I got three stitches and a tetanus
shot (the latter was surprising painless, it was the former that stung a
bit).
I warn any and all miniature wargamers to be careful with your
tools.
The life you save could be your own.
--
This public service announcement was brought to you by,
Mark A. Siefert
The foundation of collectivism is simple: There should be no
important
economic differences among people. No one should be too rich. No one
should be
too poor. We should "close the wealth gap." This is a very powerful
idea.
This is a very common idea. This is a very bad idea.
--P.J. O'Rourke
From his speech "Closing the Wealth Gap"
Shanghai, China. 1997
cthulhu@csd.uwm.edu http://www.uwm.edu/~cthulhu/index.html
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