Re: Murphy's Laws of Combat

I've seen a bunch of different lists of these; here's the version that
used
to hang on my office wall, right under the sign that said "The beatings
will
continue until morale improves."  My personal favorites are 23 & 24.
Enjoy.

Scott Field

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	Murphy's laws of combat 

1. You are not superman! 

2. Recoiless rifles -- aren't. 

3. Suppressive fire -- won't. 

4. If it's stupid, but it works, it's not stupid. 

5. Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire. 

6. Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you. 

7. When in doubt, empty the magazine. 

8. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are. 

9. Your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

10. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.

11. If you can't remember, the claymore is pointed towards you.

12. All five second grenade fuses are three seconds.

13. Try to look unimportant. They may be low on ammo.

14. If you are forward of your position, the artillery will be short.

15. The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.

16. The easy way is always mined.

17. The important things are very simple.

18. The simple things are very hard.

19. If you are short everything except enemy, you are in combat.

20. No plan survives first contact intact.

21. When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.

22. Incoming fire has right of way.

23. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.

24. No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.

25. Teamwork is essential. It gives them other people to shoot at.

26. If the enemy is in range, so are you.

27. Beer math is 2 beers x 37 men = 49 cases.

28. Friendly fire -- isn't.

29. Anything you do can get you shot, including doing nothing.

30. Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you can't  get out.

31. Tracers work both ways.

32. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming
friendly fire.

33. Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support desperately.

34. If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will have
more
than your fair share to take.

35. When both sides are convinced they are about to lose, they're both
right.

36. Professionals are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs.

37. Murphy was a grunt.