Were I to field a Cheese Squad, possibilities would include (some
violate the construction rules, but they'd all offer some fun):
Famous Fabulous Foxy Fantastic Female Femme Fatales
Kate Beckinsale from Underworld, 7 of 9, Lady Dianna Rigg as Ms.
Peale, Linda Hamilton from Terminator 2, Trillian from Hitchhiker's
Guide to the Galaxy, Princess Leia, Vasquez from Aliens, Lara Croft
from Tomb Raider, Lucy Lawless as Xena, and perhaps Sarah Michelle
Gellar as Buffy.
Bots of the Polyverse Unite, You Have Nothing To Lose But Your Restraining
Bolts
C3P0, R2D2, R5D4, Gonk Power Droid, Imperial Probe Droid, Imperial
Protocol Droid, Marvin from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and 21B
Medical Droid and a Cylon Warrior (Old School).
How I Learned To Love The Force: A 12 Step Program For Midichlorian
Abusers
Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Ben Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker,
Ki-Adi-Mundi, Yoda.
Don't Panic: Just Bring A Towel and A Good Book (Not of Vogon Poetry)
Ford Prefect, Arthur Dent (in bathrobe), Zaphod Beebelbrox (President
of the Universe, complete with two heads), Trillian, Marvin the Xanax
Poster-Droid.
The Legolas Fan Club
Ten Elves aspire to be the Gatling-Elf Legolas.
Smaug
1 Colossal Red Dragon. Size: Very Very Large.
Just the shock value would make it worth putting out.
Oddly, I have one.
"What was that?"
1 sniper figure, using the hiding mechanics for SG2.
"No really, what was that?"
A squad of zero figures. There would be some dummy counters moving
around (ghostly sensor blips) but no actual figure or squad. The
hidden counters would move and defend and whatnot, but never attack,
except for playing the occasional cheese card. They couldn't win,
because they couldn't technically carry any cheese.
Paramedics
They aren't the news crew, but they could be great. Three or four
parameds. Instead of shooting at other competitors, they'd simply run
around trying to heal them. Again, not much offense, all cards and
negotiation skills.
Huggy Bear and His Girls
Starsky and Hutches' famous pimp, complete with outrageous hat, and
several of his ladies of the evening. Another low combat power
option.... but talk about your eye candy....
The Empire: Not Just For Breakfast Anymore!
Darth Vader, General Veers, and a bunch of stormtroopers
Non-Human Extra's Union: Where's Our Cut, Mr. Lucas?
Ithorian, Shistavanen, Bith, Kubaz, Devaronian, Ewok, Gammorean, Jawa,
Mon Calamari, Noghri, Trandoshan, Wookie, Mandalorian, and I'm sure a
few others.
Trolls: "Come on... I'm not dead yet.... it's just a Flesh Wound!"
Two headed, standard, giant, etc. Not much for conversation. Not much
for thinking. No ranged capabilities. But hard to put down and
convince to stay down. Unless, of course, you happened to bring a unit
with flamethrowers...
Bounty Hunters
IG-88, Boba Fett, Dengar Roth, Zuckuss, Greedo, Bossk.... an unsavoury
bunch if ever there was.
A Hunter
A single predator with an ability to hide and the usual armour and
equipment of a predator. Mostly interested in skulls. Cheese is merely
the bait to attract the real prize: The other players.