Re: The ECC VII Quote Board

>Laserlight wrote:
>[...]
>>  > [Found Me A Sheep]
>>  > Jon Tuffley: "This Elder God isn't sufficiently enraged, so let's
>>  > go poke it with a stick."
>>
>>  He ["she" -- Edie Kochte] tried feeding Sponge-Bob Squidlips a
>>  deep-fried Mars bar.  When it grabbed her with a tentacle, she tried
>>  hacking at it with a climbing axe, shooting it with a pistol, and
>>  finally reading a spelunking magazine to it, presumably in hopes of
>>  boring it to death?
>
>Jon musta found my collection of NSS (National Speleological Society)
>magazines the day he was "resting" from his flight over. ;-D  Stark
>contrast to Zoo Weekly that Jon brought over...and left behind...with
>Nell McAndrew in it...I'll be in my bunk.

I think that, for the benefit of those list members of nervous 
disposition, we ought to explain at this point that "ZOO" is a new UK 
"lad's mag" - kind of like a weekly version of FHM or MAXIM - and 
nothing to do with, ahem, "animal husbandry" or similar pursuits....

I picked up the current UK FHM at Heathrow to read on the plane, and 
a free sample copy of ZOO came bundled with it.... Indy seemed to 
take a liking to it, so I left it with him (along with this month's 
SFX as well, which has a very perky Eliza Dushku on the cover).

If Indy has a secret stash of spelunking* mags, then I never noticed 
them...... but hey, each to their own!

<GRIN>

Jon (GZG)

* It's a very good thing that I understand what this means, as the 
possibilities for bad jokes are practically endless - but then I 
guess Laserlight had this in mind when he put it on the character 
sheet...

>
>>  > [Found Me A Sheep]
>>  > Adrian: "What we need is a nuke to attack Cthulu with."
>>  > Laserlight (as Honest Abdul): "Ahh, effendi. What value would you
>>  > put on such an item?"
>>  > Adrian: "Well, it is pretty valuable." [looks at character sheet]
"How
>>  > about TomB's soul?"
>>
>>  I want to make it absolutely clear that I did *not* have TomB's soul
>>  listed as an item on the character sheet....until Adrian offered to
sell it.
>
>Now that the subject has been brought up, will it appear next year?
>
>Mk