[OT] Stupid fraggin' questions RE: Mine Probing

--- Ryan Gill <rmgill@mindspring.com> wrote:

> So how do you 
> tell the difference between a civilian rat and a
> military rat?

A military rat:

Confuses ability to run fast with leadership
potential.

Says "Hooah" more than twice in a single sentence.

Ends every phone conversation with "Out".

Thinks shouting is motivation.

Goes to the mall and walks in step with his buddies.

Has a tan line on his high and tight.

Refers to his younger chilren as "cherries".

Refers to his wife as "Household 6".

Thinks that an invitation to a social function
described as starting at "7ish" means being on the
front doorstep at 1855.

Knows the words to the official songs of units he
hasn't been in for a decade.

Refers to every unpleasant experience as "Good
training".

His litter lines up with the eldest on the right, then
to the left in ascending age order.

His _wife_ tells the litter to "At Ease" when they get
too rowdy.

Worships the Great God Kiwi.

His offspring answer the phone with "Ratticus
residence, Michael speaking, how may I help you, sir
or ma'am?"

When his litter plays "war", they have a defined chain
of command.  And occasionally staff sections.

His litter uses correct fire and maneuver techniques
with capguns.

His children are either smart or strong.

His daughters curse better than any panty-waisted
sailor ever born.

John

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