Re: [OT] Personal hoody-hoo

> > He also had the only sensible response to a newspaper digging up
details
> > of an old extramarital affair: "And?" (His wife: "Oh, her? I've
known
> > for years.")

IIRC about 40 years ago the KGB showed a French official a set of
compromising photos; the Frenchman asked if they had any copies so
could show his mistress that he hadn't been with his wife.

> That reminds me of another example of English wit.
> Churchill at some dinner was told by this women,
> "You sir are drunk" to which he replied "Yes and
> you are ugly but, tomorrow I'll be sober."

I believe the same woman said "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd
poison your coffee" to which he replied "And I would drink it."