Re: [SG] UNSCMC Interface Company TO&E
From: "laserlight@q..." <laserlight@quixnet.net>
Date: Fri, 19 Jul 2002 16:57:52 -0400
Subject: Re: [SG] UNSCMC Interface Company TO&E
Allen said:
>On the other hand, like TomB and you, I don't see why it takes two
actions
for the SL to yell "Everyone! Fire at that tank with what you've got!"
The Reason Why was posted 1 Feb 02:
"Okay, Murphy, fire your SAW at enemy infantry in the treeline."
"Sarge, this is Murphy, uh, we don't have a SAW, exactly."
"You don't...what? Where is it?"
"We....lost it. Yeah, we lost it....night before last."
Long pause.
"Murphy, this is Sarge. Knowing you as I do, I wonder, did you, just
possibly, happen to find, say, anything interesting while you were
looking for your SAW? Something that might have distracted you from
the twenty two hundred credits worth of government property that you
were responsible for, so to speak?"
"Well, funny you should ask that, Sarge, you know, now that you
mention it, we were billeted in with some panzergrens, and they've--"
"Murph, I ain't <deleted> got all day here."
"Well, Sarge, it didn't look like it belonged to anyone, see, and--"
"Murphy."
"Right, Sarge, well, it's a plasma gun."
"A plas--Murphy, do you even know how to *use* a <deleted> plasma
gun?"
"Oh yeah, Sarge! Trooper of Fortune had an article in--"
"Then will you **shut*up*and*<deleted>*shoot!"**
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