Re: Cola Wars Re: [FH] americas

On 31 May 2002 09:38:26 -0400, Tim Gray <tgray@adacplastics.com> wrote :

> Yes!	The whole thing can foment on the Cola Wars... more
specifically,
> if a virus or bacteria were to get into our soft-drink factories and
> such that broke down caffeine... 
> 
> Coffee, colas, even our precious Mountain Dews and Jolt! colas would
be
> caffeine free!  
> 
> The entire nation would go into turmoil as the average citizen
wouldn't
> be able to function at work without his/her coffee and our youth would
> go into withdrawals without their Mountain Dew!
> 
> First thing to fall apart would be the parts of the internet that are
> supported by American-based IT personnel.
> 
> It would be horrible and frightening... oh the humanity!

Just remember: In the future, all restaurants are Taco Bell.  And *they*
have an exclusive
contract with Pepsi....

You know, some tongue-in-cheek corporate wars could make for a really
entertaining 
background.  And the paint jobs!  The Coca Cola Commandos, in their
stunning red and
white uniforms!  The Mickey Mouse Marines, in powered armor topped by
little mouse
ears!

-- 
John Crimmins
johncrim@voicenet.com