Roadkill (some noise to make up for all the fighter signal)

Someone was talking about calling people to 
recover road kill. Out here, the Jungle Telegraph 
is faster than the cops. Woman hit a deer about 
10 miles from my place. Before the cops had 
arrived on scene (someone had stopped to see 
how she and her husband were doing in their 
written off mini van and called), a car pulled up. 
Someone hopped out, made a phone call, and 
minutes later a 4x4 pulled up, some guys 
hopped out, tossed the carcas in the 4x4, and 
presto, disappearing venison! By the time the 
cops arrived, the deer was long long gone. No 
messy cleanup. 

Of course, some animals you'd want to avoid 
touching for fear of various lovely viral or 
bacterial infections, but deer (unless there is a 
warning otherwise) are pretty safe and deer 
meat is good, as are moose and bear, if you 
like flavour (they're all pretty strong). 

T. 
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Thomas Barclay
Co-Creator of http://www.stargrunt.ca 
Stargrunt II and Dirtside II game site

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