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HUGE GREAT HUMONGOUS BUGGY THING!

From: DAWGFACE47@w...
Date: Thu, 11 Apr 2002 17:18:27 -0500 (CDT)
Subject: HUGE GREAT HUMONGOUS BUGGY THING!


the above HGHBT arrive by bugmail at my door today from NAWLINS , sent
by a friend.

now i was expecting some giant bats (3" wingspan) for use in various
time/space locales, and when i opened the  package this HGHBT flew out
into my face, and i almost  dropped dead in shock!

i was responsible for its  actions  as i ripped the package open and
thus propelled the HGHBT into my own kisser.

said HGHBT , when first seen, is enough to  ANYONE who has  seen giant
poison ous insects and arachnids from the various jungle hells of this
old earth, or OZZ, to go brown pants.

closer examination revealed it to be a wonderful HGHBT for sci-fi games,
VSF games, aftermath games,  and etc.

HGHBT is about 12'-15" long overall, and about 2" -2.5" wide at its
widest point,  with its head 6" from the table top, the back about 3"
from the tabletop.

HGHBT  has its	head reared up in an attack pose, with big black buggy
eyes glaring at the  world, and a gaping maw at least 30mm wide and 30mm
tall, able to swallow one of those  plastic baby ogrryns called CATACHAN
jungle fighters. maw has a number of 5mm sharp looking fangs hanging out
of it.

beneath the maw are 6 smaller limbs (15mm long at least!) that no doubt
help the HGHBT shove its pretesting meal into its gaping maw! 

HGHBT is roughly banana shaped, wth the curving  concave side up, concve
side down. it stands on 8 elephantine legs that are close to 25mm tall,
4 on each side, running fore/aft along the underside f the segmented and
luridly colored body!

HGHBT is chartreuse , mostly, with a white on blak circle on ech
segmented body section, a broad chocolate brown stripe outined with
white lines  running fore/aft from head to stingers, and along 1/3 of
the body, on the segments that end in the  stingers.

HGHBT has a wide sky blue band , outlined in white, runng fore/aft from
maw to the rear  on the top of its huge (60mm long m 30mm-40mm wide)
head.

STINGERS!  2 of these, mouted side by side on the last body segment, ,
charteuse and sky blue in color, and about 50mm-60mm long.

HGHBT is a WONDERFUL critter!

it is officially called a WYRM, maker unknown., but in china. soft
plastic,  able to wheeze when squeezed.

GONNA  GET SWEETBOY TO GET ME SOME MORE!

DAWGIE says look for these in your own toy and dollar stores!

make life interesting for those human soldiers, colonists and aliens OUT
THERE!

JOHN, DAWGIE says the CRIMMINS	XENO-ZOOLOGICAL INSTITUTE needs these!

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