Re: Figures, Games at ECC (last one/next one)

On Thu, 14 Mar 2002, Ground Zero Games wrote:

> 
> >>General:
> >>FMAS (Find Me A Sheep) at ECC-VI will in fact involve Scots.
Probably
> >>Welsh, Kiwis, Arabs and some others too. Politically incorrect? In
order
> >>to know, myself and Laserlight have to have even a passing
acquaintance
> >>with "politically correct".... ;)	 (Just watch out for Honest
Abdul,
> >>or you might end up without any equipment and one lemon of a sheep
(or
> >>maybe a flogged-out dromedary) ).
> 
> >From Great Punchlines that really need no joke....
> 
> FNG: "Why are you all in a rush, they're only camels....?"
> Old Sergeant: "You wanna get left with an ugly one....?"

I had this posted to my old website; I haven't yet added it to the new
version... Please do heed the taste/lack of it warning below!

A Foreign Legion Story:

WARNING: No taste was involved in the original telling of this story by
a
friend, and no taste was added in retelling it here. You have been
warned...

So a new commanding officer is posted to an isolated French Foreign
Legion
fort. The sergeant gives him a tour, and near the end of the tour they
come across a camel.

Says the officer,"Sergeant, what is this camel doing here?"

"Well, sir, you know...we're very isolated here. The men, well, use the
camel to get some...relief...If you know what I mean...sir..."

The officer thinks this sound a bit disgusting, but the sargeant is
right
- this is a very isolated post, and whatever keeps the men happy...

So it was that a couple of weeks later, the officer realizes that it's
been a while since he, well, got any...a while before his new posting,
and
out here in the desert, well...so he calls the sargeant over and says,
"Sergeant, I want you to show me that camel!"

Upon being shown the camel, the officer drops his pants and has sex with
it. "There, that's how the men do it, isn't it?" says the officer.

"Ummm...well...no, sir, the men usually just ride the camel into
town..."
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Ducking,

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