Re: [Way, way OT] Beer (was Re: Questions...)

Brian Burger wrote:

> On Fri, 30 Nov 2001, Brian Bilderback wrote:
>
> > We have a joke here in the Pacific Northwest regarding the
similarities
> > between Anheuser Busch products and sex in a canoe....  both being
****ing
> > close to water.
>
> Hey, that's a Canadian joke! Give it back! :>
>
> Of course, we tell it about all American beer, not just Bud.
>
> I will concede that there's some fine microbrews in the US - and that
some
> of the big-brewery product in Canada isn't a vast improvement over US
> stuff...
>

Here is the other canadian beer joke:

A farmer on Quebec's south shore goes drinking in Vermont, as that is
where the
closest watering hole happens to be.  One night he goes in and asks the
bartender
for anything but the beer.  The bartender asks what is wrong with the
beer.  The
farmer replies that the beer he had there was so bad that he sent a
sample off
the Agriculture Canada labs to find out what was wrong with it, and the
reply
came back "Dear Sir; your horse has diabetes".