Three calls for the Bat Squad!

Tony sez:
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On first sight we wanted to go for 'Snot-lings', but I gather that's
been taken as well !
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For the pun-ishment we thought we'd seen the last of...

John sez:
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Who's to say they aren't contra-gravity slugs?	Or
maybe they fart fast enough to qualify for GEV status?

*Ducks*
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For just being John...

Chris sez:
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I think we're starting to wander here, shall we proceed onto something
else?
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When Laserlight, who can take on any subject in quite some detail, and
willing to do so, has to call time on a topic, I need to call the Bat
Squad
in on myself for failure of list curmudgeon-ly duties.

For what we are about to receive, may we truly be grateful...