Fwd: Vampire Activity in Translyvania?

Sorry, all, but this is the second time this e-mailed ad has come my
way, 
and I get such a chuckle out of it, I thought I'd pass it on to the
group.	
I especially like the reference to the "Weak, cowardly, and impotent." 
Not 
exactly as subtlely as Madison Avenue would put it....

Brian B

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From:
Subject: Vampire Activity in Translyvania?
Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2000 04:53:01 -0400 (EDT)

GIRLS DISAPPEAR UNDER MYSTERIOUS
CIRCUMSTANCES

TRANSYLVANIA (IT) - Two attractive young women
have disappeared while vacationing in the
Transylvanian Mountains. Their garments have been
found stained with partially digested blood and bat
and human saliva. This and similar occurrences are
causing international concern.	Detective Iulia
Popescu of the Transylvanian Police has concluded
that the missing people are now slaves to the
infamous Count Dracula.

Does this news article frighten you?

WE INVITE YOU TO COME TO TRANSYLVANIA.
on an inexpensive, complete travel package
that includes roundtrip airfare, ground transportation,
hotels, food, tips, sightseeing, guides, entertainment,
horrifying surprises - everything.

The expedition will spend several days exploring the
Transylvanian Mountains, home to the bloodsucking
Master of Midnight.

During your ordeal, you will visit the authentic
haunts of the Count himself including his private
castle.  You will also have a terrifying stay in a
region that was controlled in the 15th century by
the Count's father, Vlad Dracul.

You will stay in comfortable, carefully selected
hotels feasting on lusty local cuisine and sipping
the full-bodied, blood red wines of the region.

You will be eagerly serviced by fair maidens and
handsome lads naive in the ways of the world and
fascinated by foreigners.

While relaxing, you will spend quiet romantic
evenings by candlelight with a companion, serenaded
by gypsy violinists.  Or, if you prefer, you will be
swept away by the frenzied dancing of costumed
locals.  Casinos are also available for the more
daring.

>From the moment you step off the plane, there will be
lots of fun and nasty surprises.  They will delight
and frighten you - but you will be safe.

This theme tour is for men and women, young and
old alike.  Only the weak, cowardly, and impotent will
flee from this unique opportunity.

This tour is fully guaranteed and organized by a
licensed international travel bureau.  Entertainment
and effects performed on location by professional
theatrical troupes.

Space is limited so the courageous must apply
immediately.

Call

We await your call seven days a week, 24 hours a day,
including Sundays and holidays.

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